That’s the name of the new bedroom game, yep I did it again…..turn….fall…..bang…..crash followed by ow, f**k, shit, oww, you get the drift!
Back not happy, head not too happy, instant headache of cricket bat across the forehead proportions. This time my knight in shining armour scampered across the bed quickly to rescue me. I couldn’t move for a moment, I was just locked in pain. He helped me up and I took some paracetemol for the head pain. I was soooooooooo tired!
It just happened to coincide with a follow-up visit to the doctor this morning, great…I’ll just throw this at him while I’m there, he took the piss out of Stu asking him just what had he been doing to me in bed. Before this my back was starting to come good, this set it back.
“How about I give you a shot of local anaesthetic in that disc?” Doc asks.
“yes please!”
“Righteo, I’ll just mix up some jungle juice”
Ahhh instant relief! Now that’s just brilliant! It’s doing a lot better now though the pain has moved to my right side of the same disc so no idea what’s going on as I’m not a medical expert and though I know a fair bit about my condition my eyes glaze over when they start droning for too long.
I go back to see him on Thursday – jolly good!
I got Stu and my folks to move the bedroom around, my side of the bed is up against the wall, if I fall out of bed now, it’s because I’ve had to push Stu out first and I’d have a nice landing if he stays put! It will be interesting to see how this works though, stay tuned.
In other news, we had our first baby gecko casualty, Willow was just far too quick for me today so by the time I’d prised the little madam’s mouth open he wasn’t looking well, in fact, he was very floppy. Willow was sent to the bathroom (her naughty room) while I dried the little guy up and picked him up to check for signs of life, there doesn’t seem to be any. Of all of the ones we’ve got off her, I suppose it would eventually happen that we’d have a failure. 
And in news just to hand – there is nothing more to add for now 
Tags: back, Health Issues, Willow
I’m starting to think this blog should be rated “XXX”, after all these amazing descriptions of your erotic kinky bedroom play! [giggles cheekily]
Poor gecko… kitties will be kitties, tho.
I am beginning to think you need a crash helmet and bed rails… guess a wall is a good thing. It is going to be interesting if you have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the loo.
I was just thinking the same as Shelley-it would never do for me to be against the wall I get out of bed too often.
Mal You’re not wrong, it’s just simply kinky!
Good news though on the gecko front, after the casualty, the ants took care of that this morning BUT shortly afterward we found another one running around on the ceiling and I quickly did a catch and release before Willow even knew he was there!
ShelleyI actually suggested a crash helmet and one of those blow up sumo wrestler body suits. It wasn’t too bad, I just climb out the bottom of the bed.
Chrisbhaha I don’t mind the wall as long as I’ve got an exit on the other side of the bed, which was okay when I got up as Stu was already up about and about.
It’s certainly going to be interesting. I’m sure we’ll come up with a better solution but for now this was the easiest and safest one haha.
I’m wondering what Stuey thinks of being the landing pad? Pervert, probably loves it.
Good luck the geckos – there haven’t been any deaths here for over six months and I’m hoping it stays that way. What with Ganzou being a kitten and all, I reckon there’s one coming up any day now.
Hey Rantz…yeah with the amounts of babies at this time of year it’s bound to happen isn’t it. Ganzou will enjoy the chase!